kitchen bitch has a chat with ~My Inner Child Is a Drunken Whore~

recently i had the opportunity to interview everyone's favorite drunken whore: the mad genius behind the fb page, as well as a spankin' new blog, known to many as ~My Inner Child Is a Drunken Whore~


now if you haven't checked out her page or blog, i strongly urge you to do so now, because it is the shit! click HERE, fuckers.


anywho.. on with the interview :)

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r&r: well, hello Whore! um, i can call you that right?

Whore: of course you can, everyone else does.

r&r: first things first.. are you watching the Superbowl? Who ya rootin' for?

Whore: yes i'm watching the game, and i'm voting for the PATRIOTS... mainly because i'd like to spank Tom brady's ass with a raw chicken.

{i heave a MASSIVE fucking sigh of relief that i'm not stuck interviewing one of those football hatin' bitches in need of a cunt punt}

r&r: you have a thing for raw chicken? or is it just that Tom Brady makes you crazy? {fucker makes me crazy too.. YUM}

Whore: meebee a leetle of both *wink wink*

{i find myself both afraid and weirdly excited}

r&r: you have a totally kick ass fb page, and more recently, a blog. when did you start, and why?

Whore: the page i started november 19, 2011 and the blog a couple weeks ago. as for why, most of my facebook friends are boring as fuck, and it was suggested that i am a funny bitch.. so i said, "hey, why the fuck not?" and that's how my baby was created.

r&r: thank fuck for boring facebook friends!! i don't know what i'd do without my favorite whore!!

what would you say is the best part of being a kick ass, sexxxy fb page admin?

Whore: rawrr... you think i'm sexy? you should say that again, but with your pants off ;)

r&r: o.O {demurely flashing a bit of leg}

*ahem* well, back to the subject at hand.. what is the worst thing about being a page admin?

Whore: trying to keep up with it between work and family. 

r&r: well, i think you're doing great! any troll horror stories you'd like to share?

Whore: i have this one particular horror story, but it would take too long and you know about it anyway. it's more of a TROLL HUNTER story though.

{i nod knowingly and shudder at the shared memory}

r&r: you are a drunken whore. what is your drink of choice?

Whore: drink of choice is nuvo (the pink kind)

r&r: wtf is in that flask? can i have some??

Whore: {giggling} i have roofie-laced nyquil and yes you can have some, BUT i will take advantage of you.. just a warning :)

{i think, "ehhh, what the hell?" and take a swig of the flask}

r&r: craziest thing you've drunk?

Whore: four loko---that shit is INSANE!

{alcohol AND caffeine? i think i love this bitch!!}

r&r: fuck, marry or kill-justin bieber, tom brady, prince?

Whore: FUCK tom brady, KILL justin bieber, MARRY prince

{yep, i love this fuckin bitch!}

r&r: do you have anything to say to any aspiring drunken whores out there?

Whore: just that they better stop aspiring, because i'm the only drunken whore around!

r&r: {throwing papers in the air} well, that's about all i got. wanna go get drunk and dirty?

Whore: take another sip of my flask and we'll see what happens ;)

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...SEVERAL HOURS LATER..